The Big Foot Stomp

Go put on those oversize shoes
And hit the dance floor, no time to lose,
Cast aside all pretention and pomp,
Let down your hair and do the BIG FOOT STOMP.

Get the biggest shoes that money can buy,
Four feet long and two feet high,
Shine 'em up, put 'em on, lace 'em real tight,
'Cause we're gonna do the big foot stomp TONIGHT.

Big foot, big foot, don't be afraid,
Show them gals of what you're made,
Stomp them shoes, stomp real hard,
Don't let 'em think you're a SOCIAL RETARD.

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP oh STOMP STOMP STOMP.

Dainty slippers, they're a thing of the past,
The big size shoes got 'em all outclassed,
Four feet long, three feet wide,
Finest leather, with a POCKET ON THE SIDE.

Okay dancers, line up in a row,
Let each gal's heel touch the next guy's toe,
Seven stomps with your left foot, seven with your right,
We're gonna do the big foot stomp ALL NIGHT.

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP yeah STOMP STOMP STOMP.

One more time....

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP yeah STOMP STOMP STOMP.

One more time again....

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP oooh STOMP STOMP STOMP.

Oh yeah, stomp it up baby....

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP oooh STOMP STOMP STOMP.

Now we're really stompin'....

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP omigosh STOMP STOMP STOMP.

Alternate your feet now....

	STOMP
	   STOMP
	STOMP
	   STOMP
	STOMP
	   STOMP
	STOMP

	   STOMP
	STOMP
	   STOMP
	STOMP
	   STOMP
	STOMP
	   STOMP
	STOMP

Now stomp in a circle....

	                STOMP
	       STOMP    STOMP    STOMP
	       STOMP             STOMP
	STOMP                           STOMP
	STOMP                           STOMP
	       STOMP             STOMP
	       STOMP    STOMP    STOMP
	                STOMP

Wide step stomp...

STOMP   STOMP   STOMP   STOMP   STOMP   STOMP   STOMP
STOMP   STOMP   STOMP   STOMP   STOMP   STOMP   STOMP
STOMP   STOMP   STOMP   wheee   STOMP   STOMP   STOMP
STOMP   STOMP   STOMP   yahoo   STOMP   STOMP   STOMP

Reverse stomp....

	STOMP     PMOTS     STOMP     PMOTS
	STOMP     PMOTS     STOMP     PMOTS

Side-by-side snake stomp....

        STOMP          STOMP
      STOMP          STOMP
     STOMP          STOMP
      STOMP          STOMP
        STOMP          STOMP
           STOMP          STOMP
             STOMP          STOMP
              STOMP          STOMP
             STOMP          STOMP
           STOMP          STOMP
        STOMP          STOMP
      STOMP          STOMP
     STOMP          STOMP
     STOMP          STOMP

Back in formation....  Let's DO THAT STOMP!

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP ahhh STOMP STOMP STOMP.

Oh you can have your waltz and jig,
Foxtrot, rhumba, I don't give a fig,
I'll wear big shoes and have a romp
Down on the dance floor with the BIG FOOT STOMP!

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP.
STOMP STOMP STOMP and a STOMP STOMP STOMP,
STOMP STOMP STOMP oooh  STOMP...  STOMP...  STOMP!