Belleville Big Boy

Belleville is beautiful, but—
Avoid the Pizza Hut!
For a meal you'll really enjoy,
Patronize Big Boy.

The choice of a table comes first,
The ones with ashtrays are worst—
With your health let's do no joking,
Be seated in "non-smoking".

Your surely will not sicken
If you order ribs or chicken—
Partake of fowlish thighs
With a side of french fries.

For dessert, bye and bye,
Some tasty apple pie—
You've tapped the mother lode
When you have it a la mode!

Alas, all things must end,
So now to the check let's tend—
Don't forget, while the coffee you sip
To compute an appropriate tip.

Belleville is beautiful, but—
Avoid the Pizza Hut!
For a meal you'll really enjoy,
Patronize Big Boy.

Copyright © by John Remmers.