Long John Silver's Favorite Poem

(To be read aloud…)

You are in a maze of twisty passages, all different.
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all disgustingly different.
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all disgusting.
You are amused by twisty passages, all disgusting.
You are amused by twisty passages, all decidedly disgusting.
You are amused by blistery passages, all decidedly disgusting.
You are amused by blistery passages, undecidedly disgusting.
You are amused by mystery passages, undecidedly disgusting.
You are amused by mysterious passages, undecidedly disgusting.
You are amazed by mysterious massages, undecidedly disgusting.
You are amazed by mysterious massages, indecently disgusting.
You are amazed by mysterious massages, indecently disposable.
You are amazed by miniscule massages, indecently disposable.
You are assailed by miniscule massages, indecently disposable.
You are assailed by miniscule lossages, indecently disposable.
You are assailed by miniscule lossages, inherently disposable.
You are assailed by miniscule lossages, inherently disturbable.
You are assailed by miniscule lossages, incoherently disturbable.
Your miniscule lossages are incoherently disturbed, to no avail.
Your miniscule corsages are incoherently disturbed, to no avail.
Your miniscule corsages are hereditarily disturbed, to no avail.
Your miniscule corsages are hereditarily diverse, to no avail.
Your miniscule corsages are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon miniscule corsages are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon miniscule corsairs are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are hereditarily diverse, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are heroically diverse, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are heroically diverting, but unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are heroically diverting, and unavailable.
Yon muscular corsairs are heroically diverting, and unassailable.