Sidetrack Bar and Grill, 52 E. Cross St., Ypsilanti, Michigan

To be chanted aloud…

We's all goin' to the Sidetrack track track,
We's all stickin' to the wide track track track,
If ya can't find your way back back back back,
'Cause of directions that ya lack lack lack lack,
Then you'll be stuck at the Sidetrack track track.

Wide track's the way back, an' that's a fack fack fack,
If ya be stuck at the Sidetrack track track,
Shiddly-shack, diddly-whack, puffin' out the smoke stack,
Barrelin' like a fiend down the wide track track track,
Listenin' to the wheels go click-clack, click-clack,
Steamin' past the mansion and the old shack shack shack,
Puttin' on the miles past the Sidetrack track track track.

Shiddly-shack, diddly-whack, never find the way back,
Down the track, hurry Jack, get the knack or get the sack!

Track track track track track track track track,
Listenin' to the wheels go click-clack, click-clack,
Puffin' out the smoke stack, listenin' to the ducks quack,
Past the pond, past the pond, quack quack, no lack!

Shiddly shiddly shiddly shiddly shack shack shack shack,
Diddly diddly diddly diddly whack whack whack whack,
Barrelin' like a fiend down the wide track track track,
Puttin' on the miles past the Sidetrack track track!

We's all goin' to the Sidetrack track track,
We's all stickin' to the wide track track track,
If ya can't find your way back back back back,
'Cause of directions that ya lack lack lack lack,
Then you'll be stuck at the Sidetrack track track.