Spam

Do not try to run from Spam,
For Spam will always find you out!
Spam by night, Spam by day —
Spam will surely come your way!

Are you starved for real food?
You will not find comfort here.
Spam by night, Spam by day —
Spam will surely come your way!

Teeth will chatter, knees will knock,
Cries of fear will rend the silence.
Spam by night, Spam by day —
Spam will surely come your way!

Cancel courage, eschew bravery,
Naught to do but quit the fight.
Spam by night, Spam by day —
Spam will surely come your way!